About This Blog

Everyone's experienced it at some point in their life. No, I'm not talking about walking around with your fly unzipped or Indian food that gives you diarrhea or even bad sex with a partner with bad body odor. I'm talking about opening your email to find hilarious spam, our modern day poetry. Sometimes, you get something in the mail that makes you say, "Are you kidding me? Are these people for real? Someone is actually gonna click on this?!" To the new age poets responsible for these moments, I salute you. I commend and extol you. But most of all, I dedicate this blog to you - this shrine to the postmodern haiku. To those readers who wish to contribute, please send tips to tonicguard-wackyspam(at)yahoo.com.