Don't Forget About Your Kalamazoo Bank Account!

Writing spam isn't easy. Everyone thinks that it's the best job in the world - just sit back and watch the money roll in. However, sometimes you just run into spammer's block and what's a spammer to do? In this case, you go to your trusty fallback, the Kalamazoo Bank message. Because, you know, out of the millions of people you're spamming, there's bound to be at least one customer of Kalamazoo Bank that's gonna fall for this, maybe even two. Never mind that you could use Chase Bank or Bank of America or any other bank that has more than ten customers. Writing spam all day is boring enough, might as well have some fun. The kicker is the URL domain of "updateid-xpmptpmowt.com" in clear text. Now that's just damn lazy.

We'd like to inform you that your Secure Messages Center has 1 new message. Please login to your Online Banking and visit the Secure Message Center section in order to read the message.

Please click on the reference below to initiate the verification process, and re-confirm your membership details.

http://kalamazoo.county.updateid-xpmptpmowt.com/

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(The Message Center contains only important information about your account and online banking.
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